we're used to listening to talk-show host diana falzone, whether it's on tv or the radio or the internet ... but this time we're doing the talking and we're gonna shout, "HAVE THE HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY WEEK, DIANA!!! ... and thanks for being so cosmolicious!!!

life is indeed a wrrl, so hope you're enjoying your whirlwind birthday, girl!!! happy happy b-day, heather meeker!!! ... photo by r. peters

happy happy birthday, tymme price!!! glad you had a great time in the happiest place, disneyland!!!! and thanks for pooh bear too!!!!!

as revealed on a building on broadway in new york during "late show with david letterman" monday, bar refaeli is the new 2009 sports illustrated swimsuit issue covergal ... bigtime congrats to bar!!!!!!! for those who can't wait a few hours for the mag to hit the newsstands, here are some videos from s.i. of miss bar--including this weird one with the sobe lizard (which i don't get)--to tide you over ... more info to come later ... More Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: Bodypainting | NBA Dancers | Danica Patrick | Tennis Stars | All Models | Video Collection

congrats to good friend arash markazi, who gets paid this week to follow around 2009 sports illustrated swimsuit cover model bar refaeli and the rest of her si swimsuit friends, as they promote the big issue. have fun, dude!! and we'll be hitting your links to enjoy the view from afar ...

miranda kerr and her friends from victoria's secret give their advice on what to give your valentine this saturday ...

and this birthday dedication goes out to my nephew trey ... dieggggooooooo!!!!! go diego go!!!