because we love y'all & because we want to be your kelly slater 24/7 station, lol ... tmz has this breaking news for ya: red hot blues chips are kelly's favorite!!!!!!!

"TAKE THAT!!! ... AGAIN!!!" ... ron artest went on a rant yesterday, responding to chris webber & charles barkley ... tonight he went on some more ...

kai neville and dion agius--along with anarchy productions--present "the movement," starring andy irons, bruce irons, joel parkinson, mick fanning, taj burrow, kelly slater, dean morrison and jay phillips ...

little known fact: the day krissy donohoe posed for this picture, there was no sun in sight!!! ... that bright reflection you see off the water is just the radiance of krissy donohoe's glow, y'all!!! :) ... happy happy birthday, krissy!!! ... and thanks for bringing the sunshine!!

"she's a brick house / she's mighty, mighty" ... happy happy birthday to the fitness model queen, listy allen!!! ... hope you're enjoying your birthday, while continuing on with the train-eat-sleep lifestyle of a champ!!! ... HAPPY BDAY, FITMISSLA!!!! ... photo by studio 5nine photography

happy birthday to the man who can climb 155 miles and 15,000 feet without looking tired at all ... okay. maybe a little tired, lol ... just wanted to say, as a reader, thanks for all your good work at his magazine. and look forward to seeing your future work here and here and wherever else your writing (and riding) takes you!!! ... happy happy birthday, eddie graveline!!!

travis barker goes ballistic as eminem goes american psycho on "3 a.m." ... haven lamoureux shoots the vid ...