curls for the girls with sonia in the new sept/oct 2010 ish of muscle & fitness hers ... ... photo by muscle & fitness hers facebook

muscle & fitness hers gets reigning fitness olympia champ adela garcia to do her first crossfit workout ... the magazine feature on adela & valley crossfit came out awhile back, but i just now saw this video and thought you might wanna see it too ... the vid's right here, y'all! ... photo by muscle & fitness hers

aaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaa blanchard for reef ... ... alana blanchard photo by chris straley

fresno beach longtime amiga samantha lockwood is--as usual--getting rave reviews in the fashion & film world. her fleurings earrings were just featured in us weekly and genlux magazines, while palm springs life placed samantha in its "40 under 40" young stars issue. her "shoot the hero" dvd--co-starring jason mewes and our longtime amigo danny trejo--will be released october 1, weeks after danny's "machete" has hit the big screen. in this film, desert star weekly's eonn skye calls samantha a "young jennifer aniston", which makes sense to us here at the beach since we see sam as a good, old friend ... kinda like rachel green, who actually was a young jennifer aniston. continued success to ya, samantha!!

my longtime amigo courtney griffin is throwing a party saturday in clovis for his stickiebrand clothing line ... and amiga lynda redwine will be co-hosting the event, y'all!!

my old powerhouse gym amigo danny trejo is now headlining a movie that stars robert de niro, jessica alba, lindsay lohan, steven seagal, cheech marin, michelle rodriguez, rose mcgowan, jeff fahey & don johnson ... "yo danny! if you need a bench-press spotter in 'machete 2,' holla!" 66 years old & 188 films in 27 years!! ... telling y'all, danny trejo is the mama effing man! robert rodriguez's "machete" ... [trailers not suitable for work] Machete AndAlsoTheTrees | MySpace Video Trailer

"KAREN!! KAREN!! KAREN!! KAREN!! ..." Undercover Karaoke with Jewel from Jewel

what's the best thing about lebron + d-wade + bosh? ... more heat games on tv, which equals more ashley allen for all of us. ... photo by john peden / sports illustrated More Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: Bodypainting | NBA Dancers | Danica Patrick | Tennis Stars | All Models | Video Collection

once again, it's the beautiful game. REPRESENTING GERMANY: heidi klum, claudia schiffer & nadja auermann ... AND REPPING SPAIN: almudena fernandez, minerva portillo & ines sastre ... ... photos by fashion model directory

we've had enough football analysis for now ... "here's the REAL beautiful game." REPRESENTING THE NETHERLANDS: doutzen kroes, lara stone & cato van ee ... AND REPPING URUGUAY: constanza saravia, maria pia bongoll & leticia arias ... ... photos by fashion model directory

people around the world ain't talked this much about heavyweights since howard cosell talked this much about heavyweights ... way back in time, like, in the '70s when frazier & ali & foreman & norton were rumblin' in jungles & thrillin' in manila & all that pugilist stuff. okay ... maybe i'm exaggerating. the '90s had some great heavyweight boxing matchups too ... but i've never seen this much heavyweight buzz on facetwittertube in either boxing or ultimate fighting (and, yes, i realize facetwittertube hasn't been around that long, people). first off, we had the man dana white's priceless twitter smile, which was a tweet worth a thousand words (or perhaps 70-plus) ... everybody's main man elie seckbach & his youtube videos aptly captured the emotion of saturday's strikeforce stunner (see below) ... and shane carwin's woman--mrs. lani alexander-carwin (happy anniversary to you two!!)--probably summed up the respect best on her facebook page: "Fedor is amazing. And if the best in this sport doesn't have a spotless record, it's impossible. That's one of the things that makes this sport so exciting. Fedor is an amazing athlete and appears to be quite an incredible and honorable man. The Carwins still think he is ...

well, lookie here ... as i was walking the aisles of a barnes & noble bookstore sunday, i bumped into none other than kathleen tesori on the cover of the latest muscle & fitness hers magazine (july/august 2010) ... that's right. our own amiga from the beach house. ain't she awesome! so ... next time you're in a bookstore, make sure you too say hi to kathleen, k?

actually, i should title this "recovered", since i forgot to post this "covered" item a month or two ago (i thought i had) when our amiga amanda latona grabbed the may/june 2010 cover of muscle & fitness hers ... she is ABSolutely amazing ... and if you click this video link--or just look at this friggin' picture here--you'll know why i capitalized the ABS.

i know this is not ebay, but this is monique minton, after all ... brazilian jiu-jitsu & a believer! that makes her a collectors' item ... anyone? mint condition mar/apr 2009 m&f? anyone? bueller???

adam sandler's happy madison productions--spawned from "happy gilmore" & "billy madison"--gave us "joe dirt," "deuce bigalow: male gigolo" and "paul blart: mall cop" ... this friday, the man who once was "the waterboy" (a classic!) gives us the funny family film ensemble "grown ups." ... and in this movie, we get our happiest happy madison creation yet--happy madison riley aplanalp herself--thus fulfilling the prophecy today when she was featured here by maxim ... enjoy. ... photo by andrew mcleod / maxim

silvana wins movistar: "i feel great!" sally gets second: "another bridesmaid." go surfing in lima's lima here.

just got back from the greatest junket ever (at least in my book) thrown by columbia/sony pictures for the new adam sandler film "grown ups" and i had to ride back like paul revere (on american airlines) to proclaim "MADISON RILEY IS COMING!!! MADISON RILEY IS COMING!!!" the movie is filled with stars--some of the funniest people in the world ... and with sandler-rock-spade-james-schneider-hayek-rudolph-bello, it's no surprise that it's a very funny family flick ... but i also know this movie will really start the snowball rolling for madison riley aplanalp, who is sure to be the next big thing ... to say she steals scenes would be the understatement of the year. remember the name ... movie opens june 25.

tim duncan & tony parker were the celeb headliners at ufc 114 in las vegas saturday night ... got in some poker. got in some partying @ beso to celebrate tony's 28th birthday with wife eva ... then t. & the boys hit the big rashad-rampage ufc 114 fight, only to be booed loudly by the mgm grand crowd when timmy's face showed up on the bigscreen. yes. las vegas is still a laker town, boys, lol ... and contrary to reports, we cannot confirm anything about a casino brawl with seth green. ... photos by tony parker [nsfw vid]

michelle van der water with the sights & mos def with the sounds of "quiet dog" ...

breakfast at ginger's ...

and #1--for the second year in a row--on transworld surf's 10 hottest girls in pro surfing ... alana blanchard. ... photo by bielmann / spl via transworld surf ALANA BLANCHARD from Jon Hechtkopf on Vimeo. ... photo by dorsey via transworld surf

and #2 on transworld surf's 10 hottest girls in pro surfing is ... maya gabeira. ... photo by red bull via transworld surf

and #3 on transworld surf's 10 hottest girls in pro surfing is ... monyca byrne-wickey. ... photo by cortez via transworld surf

i think they should change the name of ELLE to ALE ... agree? ... photos by elle france via hot celebs home

and #4 on transworld surf's 10 hottest girls in surfing is ... laura enever. ... photo by dorsey via transworld surf