"raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens / beware d-ware and d-free's blind side hittin' / felix scores 6 while the fat lady sings / these are a few of my favorite things."
ah, yes ... the playoffs ... when most of my favorite nfl players are performing on the big stage ... i can hardly wait for 1:30 p.m. (pt) kickoff saturday so i can see all my faves lining up against each other.
i'm sure you've heard the names before, but let me introduce them to you again anyway ...
OFFENSE
qb kurt warner, cardinals ... i love kurt 'cuz he LOVES him some Jesus.
rb felix jones, cowboys ... i love felix 'cuz he's a big fish from a small pond (on the biggest stage)
fb le'ron mcclain, ravens ... i love le'ron 'cuz he's a fullback who can score 82-yard touchdowns
wr larry fitzgerald, cardinals ... i love larry 'cuz he'll beat you out of your socks, shoes, you name it.
wr miles austin, cowboys ... i love him 'cuz he smiles for miles and does it all in dallas drama-free
te todd heap, ravens ... i've loved todd since "hard knocks: 2001"
lt jared gaither, ravens ... i love chef j.g. 'cuz he can take ...