flash aka dwyane wade aka gordon ... ... photo by hoop magazine

naomi watts, in my opinion, is the best actress in hollywood and she is also "fair game" (november 5) ... ... photo from "fair game" facebook

george clooney is my favorite actor and he's also "the american" (september 1) ... ... photo from "the american" facebook

cee-lo green's "f**k y*u" is the catchiest nsfw song u will ever hear ... [not suitable for work]

first gary busey went after turtle and then drama ... now he's coming after YOU!!! ... photo by fanhouse

jussssssttttttiiiiiinnnnnn bieeeeeebbbbberrrrrrrrrrrr ...

sorry for the delay in posting stuff ... been experiencing technical difficulties ... so what better way to come back than with a lil dodger comeback music, courtesy of journey jameson moss ... ... photo by gina ferazzi / los angeles times

fresno beach longtime amiga samantha lockwood is--as usual--getting rave reviews in the fashion & film world. her fleurings earrings were just featured in us weekly and genlux magazines, while palm springs life placed samantha in its "40 under 40" young stars issue. her "shoot the hero" dvd--co-starring jason mewes and our longtime amigo danny trejo--will be released october 1, weeks after danny's "machete" has hit the big screen. in this film, desert star weekly's eonn skye calls samantha a "young jennifer aniston", which makes sense to us here at the beach since we see sam as a good, old friend ... kinda like rachel green, who actually was a young jennifer aniston. continued success to ya, samantha!!

shaq & penny. shaq & kobe. shaq & d-wade. shaq & nash. shaq & lebron. now meet the new rob & big ... twitpic by justin bieber

alex & terema repeat the word newport, newport, newport ... an mj delaney film.

my old powerhouse gym amigo danny trejo is now headlining a movie that stars robert de niro, jessica alba, lindsay lohan, steven seagal, cheech marin, michelle rodriguez, rose mcgowan, jeff fahey & don johnson ... "yo danny! if you need a bench-press spotter in 'machete 2,' holla!" 66 years old & 188 films in 27 years!! ... telling y'all, danny trejo is the mama effing man! robert rodriguez's "machete" ... [trailers not suitable for work] Machete AndAlsoTheTrees | MySpace Video Trailer

first prince ... now teddy almond turtle puts his musical touch on the caped crusader ... ... photo by msnbc

out cold ... two ferns ... hang over ... due date ... zach galifianakis!! iron man meets his match ...

mark zuckerberg is the new tom ...

"seen wade do it / seen bosh do it / then the cav jersey / caught lighter fluid ..." -- affion crockett

"maarten! maarten! maarten!", you so crazy ... anyone who has seen maarten stekelenburg knows he is one bad boy(s), with nothing to lose, who has brought life to the netherlands in this open season of world cup football. now that the dutch is in the finals, what's the worst that could happen? as long as black knight maarten do the right thing, i don't expect anything to boomerang off his goalkeep. as long as he stop the blue streak & clutch the rebound, you can expect a house party 1 & 2 in big momma's house 1, 2 & 3 in holland. and then don't forget to hire national security to protect 'dat sh-t. runteldat, y'all! "maarten! maarten! maarten!" ... photo by jamie mcdonald / getty images via goal.com

what's the best thing about lebron + d-wade + bosh? ... more heat games on tv, which equals more ashley allen for all of us. ... photo by john peden / sports illustrated More Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: Bodypainting | NBA Dancers | Danica Patrick | Tennis Stars | All Models | Video Collection

just heard jay-z's "empire state of mind" remix: "if jeezy's payin' amare, i'm payin' travis outlaw" ... doesn't quite have the same ring to it, huh? ... espn.com illustration

just got word from the nba: miami has changed its official team name from the miami heat to THE MIAMI GLOBETROTTERS!!! ... ladies and gents, meet your global icons: "MEADOWLARK JAMES!! CURLY WADE!! AND GOOSE BOSH!!" as we speak, erik spoelstra is reportedly rewriting his team's playbook, incorporating the "sweet georgia brown" warmup routine and the confetti in the bucket trick. no word on whether the washington wizards have become the washington generals yet. ... photo by joe murphy / getty images/nbae [update: the three kings speak]

once again, it's the beautiful game. REPRESENTING GERMANY: heidi klum, claudia schiffer & nadja auermann ... AND REPPING SPAIN: almudena fernandez, minerva portillo & ines sastre ... ... photos by fashion model directory

we've had enough football analysis for now ... "here's the REAL beautiful game." REPRESENTING THE NETHERLANDS: doutzen kroes, lara stone & cato van ee ... AND REPPING URUGUAY: constanza saravia, maria pia bongoll & leticia arias ... ... photos by fashion model directory

wwe loves its ufc champ ... ... photo by getty images via sydney morning herald

stephen a. smith said it so it MUST be true ... oliver asadi shot it so it MUST be a reality show ... caa reps will smith AND lebron & d-wade & bosh so YOU DO THE MATH. "WELCOME TO MIAMI/BIENVENIDO A MIAMI." meet the biggest trio to hit miami since scarface, don johnson & ace ventura ... ... photo by nba.com

well, lookie here ... as i was walking the aisles of a barnes & noble bookstore sunday, i bumped into none other than kathleen tesori on the cover of the latest muscle & fitness hers magazine (july/august 2010) ... that's right. our own amiga from the beach house. ain't she awesome! so ... next time you're in a bookstore, make sure you too say hi to kathleen, k?

actually, i should title this "recovered", since i forgot to post this "covered" item a month or two ago (i thought i had) when our amiga amanda latona grabbed the may/june 2010 cover of muscle & fitness hers ... she is ABSolutely amazing ... and if you click this video link--or just look at this friggin' picture here--you'll know why i capitalized the ABS.