there's only one thing better than a victoria's secret vid ... and that's a victoria's secret vid in slow motion ... from necker island ...

she may be mixed up, but candice swanepoel gots magic ... hit the link. ... photo by victoria's secret

from necker island, it's the 10 10's in '10 ... as the victoria's secret swim '10 campaign is underway ... ... photo by victoria's secret

i don't know what you're supposed to call half the bikini, but whatever it's called, it looks very nice ... as does lindsay ellingson, in the new victoria's secret swim '10 catalogue ... here's the "they do it in europe" campaign, shot at necker island in the caribbean ... ... photo by victoria's secret

our darling darley is on the cover of the new 831 magazine for feb/mar 2010 ... we got nothing but the cover shot of jamielee darley right now, but once the feature goes up at 831mag.com, we'll let you know. word is, jamielee also just shot a carl's jr. tv spot too ... sure to be cj's hottest commercial yet.

i know the victoria's secret runway model search ended 16 days ago, and i am very happy that the beauty kylie bisutti won and is enjoying her newfound, deserved fame ... but like i said a month ago, JAMIELEE DARLEY & KYLIE BISUTTI SHOULD BOTH BE VICTORIA'S SECRET ANGELS ... so, now i'm keeping the campaign up for jamielee darley. i know she's destined for huuuge things ... but, hey, i wanna see her in a "hello, bombshell!" commercial (i'm greedy, like that) and the only way that's gonna happen is if she gets her wings!! it's a strong possibility jamielee will get angel status, i think ... as our darling darley told the monterey herald: "It's a blessing in disguise to get second place because I've gotten the same amount of exposure she did, minus the last minute (of the fashion show broadcast) and I'm not tied down with any contracts. The most important thing is (Victoria's Secret) knows my face, they know my name. And who knows? Next year when the casting comes out again, I'll maybe get to be there and walk it as a real model" so, come on, everybody ... VOTE JAMIELEE IN 2010 NOW!!! ... we ...

a month ago, kylie bisutti, 19, was a beautiful unknown woman ... today, she's a beautiful famous woman, evidenced by the fact that paparazzi now follow her around for lunch, captured monday at cipriani in new york city with her husband mike. congratulations again to the newest angel & a favorite at fresno beach, mrs. kylie bisutti. ... photo by splash news

the biggest fashion event on earth is over ... if you want to watch 43 minutes & 46 seconds of the entire victoria's secret fashion show 2009 telecast on cbs, click here. and if you want highlights of marisa miller's million-dollar bra ("colorful getaway"), heidi klum's post-baby runway walk ("enchanted forest") or rookie kylie bisutti's angel christening ("there she goes"), just watch the vids here on this post ... ... photo by victoria's secret

america's votes are in ... and the winner of the 2009 victoria's secret runway model search is the beautiful kylie bisutti!!! congrats to our simi valley gal ... and also congrats to our darling jamielee darley, who is the very definition of "bombshell" and is sure to rock many runways in the new year!!! can't wait to see the two 10's in 2010!! ... congrats, y'all!!!

what more can we say??? ... MISS JAMIELEE DARLEY!!! voting for victoria's secret next angel closes at tuesday 7:50 p.m. pt. ... vote here.

what you see is what you get! ... KYLIE BISUTTI, Y'ALL!!! voting closes tuesday at 7:50 p.m. pt for selecting the next victoria's secret runway model ... vote here.

4 days. 3 days. 2 days. 1 ... it's less than 100 hours til the 2009 victoria's secret fashion show airs on cbs tuesday at 10 p.m. here's some clips to hold ya over til then ... the victoria's secret fashion show inside & out beauty and the beat

beauty kylie bisutti and darling jamielee darley get their strong & sexy on as they strut & stride on the v runway in their quest to join their peers above as the next angel. kylie & jamielee get a little tutelage along the way from angel coach alessandra ambrosio ... get your vote on ... voting ends tuesday december 1 @ 7:50 p.m. pt. ... photos by victoria's secret

it's time for task 3 for darling jamielee darley and beauty kylie bisutti, who both go one-on-one with the new york media better than stephon marbury ever did ... then again, starbury never had a coach as great as marisa miller like these angels do. don't forget to vote! ... it's your civic duty (tuesday december 1 is the last day to get your victoria's secret ballot on; poll's close that day at 7:50 p.m. pt).

"eat your wheaties out there and you too can be like jamielee darley when you grow up." okay. maybe there's some false advertising there, because both you and i know THERE'S ONLY ONE JAMIELEE DARLEY!!!. and thankfully, we got even more video of our darling darley here to show what a superhero she is. remember last week when we told you about jamielee's volleyball prowess, when she starred at carmel high before going on to redshirt as a middle blocker at uc santa barbara in 2004. well, john meyer unearthed some 2003-04 carmel high volleyball & basketball clips of big game jamielee ... and upon further review, we have discovered that jamielee is really diana prince who is really wonder woman disguised as a victoria's secret supermodel. "sometimes i dream" ... forget being like mike, y'all. IT'S TIME WE SEE BIG GAME JAMIELEE'S FACE ON A BOX OF WHEATIES!!! oh yes ... she's definitely a super!

they're called supermodels for a reason. so are you on team jamielee darley??? if so, vote here.

you gotta admit. the choice of candidates is quite better than any political election i can think of. so are you on team kylie bisutti??? if so, vote here ...

today & tomorrow, monday & tuesday are the days to get your vote on for victoria's secret next angel ... if you're like me the last coupla weeks, you're hacking foreign computers right now to make sure BOTH kylie bisutti AND jamielee darley walk the runway for the tv audience december 1 on cbs. COME ON, VICTORIA!! ... don't break up the most dynamic duo since batman & robin, peanut butter & jelly, max & ruby or ruby & max!!!

i'm starting a campaign and i'm starting it now, y'all!!! ... fresno beach faves jamielee darley & kylie bisutti should BOTH become victoria's secret angels. i know victoria's secret is having a competition, and it's gotta play out with da vote monday & tuesday next week ... and, yes, we're all so happy that our darling darley & the beauty bisutti both made it to the finals, with the announcement wednesday that the two made the cut from the final five down to the championship finals. but at this point, it'd be bad news to hear that either one of these gals was eliminated. "C'MON VICTORIA'S SECRET, ARE YA LISTENING???" rig the results, use executive power, pull some $3 million harlequin fantasy bra strings & make sure we see both these rookie supermodels walk the runway on cbs december 1 with their fellow supers, pictured above. it'll be our little secret ...

since we've been in angels mode today, what better way to wrap things up than by having jack johnson sing about his angel, wife kim johnson--who, for the record, is yet another uc santa barbara grad on the blog today. "well, i was eating lunch at the d.l.g. / when this little girl came and she sat next to me." yup, kim is that girl at the ucsb de la guerra dining commons in "bubble toes" (not to mention, she's THAT girl in "angel" & every other jack song, lol). gotta love the johnsons!! gotta love jamielee too!! ... go gauchos!!! go angels!!! ... photo by kevin mazur / life

amiga kylie bisutti got glowing reviews from angel boot camp taskmaster david kirsch monday after task 2 in the victoria's secret runway model search. coach kirsch: "kylie was the one that surprised me the most pleasantly. when i met her--look, she's beautiful--but i thought, a bit of a lightweight. i definitely didn't think she was going to be able to withstand any of my boot camp moves. more than any other girl here today, she gave me 500% every single time." DAYUMMM!!! ... sounds like simon just gave his first standing ovation. make sure you rock da vote for the beauty bisutti!!! ... because tuesday 5 p.m. pt marks the final day of voting--then the the final five gets cut down to two. ... photo by russell james / victoria's secret

jamielee darley is my favorite uc santa barbara gaucho ever (with major apologies going out to site inspiration & fresno beach superhero jack johnson). it's just that this former ucsb volleyball redshirt is, well, better at the net than jack, lol ... honestly, the biggest difference between the middle blocker & acoustic rocker is that jack can sing about an angel, while jamielee actually is one. although on this vid, victoria's secret boot camp coach david kirsch puts our new hero thru hell, with probably her most intense workout since 2004, when she played for volleyball hall-of-fame workaholic coach kathy gregory ... oh well, such is life in task 2 monday for carmel high's volleyball star, now that she's in the victoria's secret final five ... i'm guessing it's making the gaucho grad think she's doing two-a-days again. go jamieleeee!!! go gauchooos!!! ... and make sure you rock da vote for darling darley!!! ... photo by russell james / victoria's secret

allison turner acknowledges her booty needs some work, and victoria's secret angel trainer david kirsch more than obliges with a kick-ass workout (it is his specialty, after all). such is life in victoria's secret angel boot camp monday for the the final five in task 2 ... ali's far from the farm now. make sure you rock da vote!!! ... photo by russell james / victoria's secret

alicia hall has graced the pages of sports illustrated ... and then she passed task 1 in victoria's secret runway model search last week and made the final five ... but monday she's having a lil difficulty translating running canyons to the angel boot camp of david kirsch in task 2. stay tuned ... and make sure you rock da vote!!! ... photo by russell james / victoria's secret

we're now down to the final five and tae kwon do tika ivezaj is getting the royal ass-kicking treatment from victoria's secret angel trainer david kirsch in task 2 ... lot different than task 1, huh? make sure you rock da vote!!! ... photo by russell james / victoria's secret